Friday, March 2, 2012

Granola, Fire, and the Pacific Northwest

"You just made me feel like a man". 
Umm what? That is precisely what a 65ish year old man with no teeth told me at Whole Foods today when I gave him a sample of Boulder Granola. How the hell do you respond to something like that? I'm pretty sure I gave a nervous, fake giggle back, but really inside I wanted to crawl into a dark hole...because I was pretty sure he was picturing me naked swimming in a pool of granola. Luckily that's about the creepiest thing I got all day during demos. There was one lady/man/womanish-man/woman who was talking about her time in jail and being a part of Occupy and how Americans don't have rights anymore. She told me to tell a cop to f*** off and see what happened...that'd I'd end up in jail. There's just no more freedom of speech according to this lady. In my eyes, maybe people are just losing their common sense...just saying. 

But what you should really get out of all that is the fact that I am now a Granola girl. Yep, that's right, I tour around to grocery stores and give out free samples of Boulder Granola to the everyday shopper. I know my glamorous life astounds you. It's okay to be speechless. I will send you a signed package of granola if you wish. In all honesty, Boulder Granola is a freakin amazing company and the granola will change your life so that you will basically breath happiness on to other people constantly. Frankly, right now it's a great way to be making a few bucks and helping a local company that I strongly support. Plus, the people watching is worth it all. 

Don't worry though, that is not the only thrilling thing going on in my life. I officially got a job for the summer! I got offered a job with Camp Thunderbird to be an extended trip leader in the Pacific Northwest. Basically I will be leading 14 year old girls in the backcountry for 6 weeks in Oregon and Washington. I could not be more excited! It's amazing what plans fall in place when you leave doors wide open. 

Other news, I'm working on becoming a volunteer firefighter for Boulder Rural Fire Department. I had to submit an application to become a volunteer firefighter and got accepted to continue on to the first round of testing. Next week I take a written test, a physical test, then if I pass both I will go on to interview with the chiefs. If I make it through that, there is another series of testing and then Fire Fighter 1 Academy starting in September. God really is good my dear friends. The way all of this has panned out, no one person could have planned. Guiding in the summer, come back and start FF1 Academy. It's perfect. Both of these experiences are going to help me in the long run with my goal of wanting to work for WMI/NOLS as an instructor. I'm continuously trying to give each day up so that I can allow things to follow into place. So far...it's working. 

I never thought Fire Fighting would be something I would be interested in until my WEMT course this past January. Luckily I had some pretty dang cool people around me to encourage me to look into it. Poor Mom having a kid in Border Patrol and another looking into Fire Service. Haha. 

Besides all of those things happening, I've been trying to play and write music quite a bit. Some friends and I are hoping to get some open mic nights going. I think we could be really good actually. Pretty sure my neighbors hate me for playing guitar and singing at the top of my lungs all the time, but oh well. 

I have so many things I want to do in life and I feel like this is just the beginning. I'm taking an Avalanche 1 certification course in 2 weeks, an Intro to Mountaineering course in 3 weeks, renewing my Lifeguard certification in a month, then off to summer guiding work, then Fire service (hopefully), etc. I'm looking at climbing Aconcagua in 2013, with hopefully some smaller mountain experience to come before that. In fact, I just opened a new savings account solely for adventure money. I'm so tired of saying I'm going to do something and then not. 2012 is the year that ends. There are so many good things going. I can't wait to see what else unfolds. 

Pictures of life lately: 










 

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Howdy!




Howdy from windy Wyoming! Some of y'all are probably wondering how the WEMT (Wilderness Emergency Medicine Technician) course is going, some of you are probably wondering why in world someone would want to do a WEMT course in Wyoming in January, and some of you probably want to know both. Well, have no fear! I'm here to update you...which I realize is long overdue (Mohney, this is mostly directed at you...haha). 

It's hard to believe that it's already been 2.5 weeks here in Sinks Canyon and we only have a week and a half to go before becoming EMT's (cross your fingers). The amount of information that is being pounded into our brains is nothing less than absurd and this is by far the most I have ever actually read for a class in my entire life. Not only am I reading the material over and over again, but I have made it to every single class on time, stayed awake in class the whole time, taken notes, done all my homework, performed skill drills successfully, and I have passed all my tests with flying colors so far. For those of you that knew me in college, I can see your jaw dropping in awe as you read this and you may be going into a bit of hypoperfusion. I officially just made myself sound smarter than I did about 3 weeks ago. 

We have an absolutely amazing group of students in the course. In total, there are 30 of us, plus 3 instructors (give or take). It's amazing how close you can get to people when you are away from most civilization and when you live within about a foot of each other for a month straight. I kind of equivalent that to spending one day with someone in this setting is like spending one week with them in real life. Our instructors keep saying that we're going to start getting on each others nerves and hating each other at this stage, but it seems like we keep getting closer, giving more hugs, and having more spontaneous dance parties. Not to mention that we officially know each others physical shape and any deformities we all have due to palpating each other far too many times. That may sound dirty to you, but it's a normal day for me to do a complete, firm, head to toe exam on multiple people. Yesterday, we had to learn how to do a patient assessment on someone when we were blindfolded. Amazing enough, I could tell who I was doing this too without seeing them and only knowing them by touch. Kinda creepy eh? Haha. 

To sum all this up in a relatively brief manner, here's what a schedule looks like for me on average:
6am - Wake up
6-6:35am - Shower/Get ready
6:35-7am - Walk to classroom and watch my hair freeze/check email/review info
7-7:20am - Gorge ourselves with Betty & Barry's (cooks) breakfast
7:20-8am - Study
8am-12pm - Class/Scenarios
12-12:20pm - Lunch
12:20-1pm - Study
1-5pm - Class/Scenarios
5-6pm - Study/Scream/Drink Caffeine
6pm-6:20pm - Dinner
6:30-10:30pm - Study/skill drills/drink more caffeine
10:30-10:31pm - Say goodbye to the moose on the wall. 
10:31-11pm - crawl in sleepingbag/take medical quizzes through the app on phone until you fall asleep

Now this is "average". Last night I was up till midnight. And Tuesday/Thursday we have night class and scenarios. So, when I say that we're exhausted, I mean it! But it's a good exhaustion. It's amazing how much I have learned in the past 3 weeks. It's already Thursday of week 3...which means tomorrow is Friday...which means hallelujah for the Lander Bar....which means it's the weekend....which means more studying and skill drills and discipline...which means my last ER rotation....which means I can have another beer to celebrate....which brings us to the last and final week of the course...which means basically testing only....which means I'm almost an EMT. Catch all that? The days are flying by. I feel like it was Monday about 4 hours ago and I've been in this weird coma for quite some time now. 

It's been a great 3 weeks and I've made fantastic friends who live all over the world, which means more places to stay when I travel! ;-) 

Enjoy the few pictures I put on here and feel free to email me and say hi, because I love some outside world contact. For now, I gotta run because we are about to start class on Emergency Childbirth...no big deal. Hah! Over and out! 

^Friday night at the bar to let loose



 ^after first hospital rotation

^Home sweet home

^I think this was an antelope heart or something?

^Gamow bag. Super cool.

^sunrise view from the classroom

^purty

^Source of staying alive

^we did get to go rock climbing one weekend. Hoping to get one more session in. It was amazing climbing!